I miss you
how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste
friend: why don’t you ever go to parties
me: the angel of music is very strict
I got nominated to do the cock sucking challenge
seb85 I nominate u ok? is that a thing? and u have to nominate 3 people to do it to u so feel free to pick people that i also find attractive pls
It’s very unclear what this challenge is. The people I nominate… Will they suck my cock? Your cock? Any cock? All the cocks? Or like do they just have to throw a bucket of cocks on themselves???
omg whatever idea i had, throwing a bucket of cocks on themselves is MUCH better. let’s go with that.
*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*