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seb85

seb85:

thetoppestoftops:

dirudo:

I got nominated to do the cock sucking challenge 

seb85 I nominate u ok? is that a thing? and u have to nominate 3 people to do it to u so feel free to pick people that i also find attractive pls

It’s very unclear what this challenge is. The people I nominate… Will they suck my cock? Your cock? Any cock? All the cocks? Or like do they just have to throw a bucket of cocks on themselves???

omg whatever idea i had, throwing a bucket of cocks on themselves is MUCH better. let’s go with that.